11/22/2006
Happy Thanksgiving
No science this week. Brian Trumbore kindly suggested I take the week off in view of the Thanksgiving holiday. In view of what’s happened this past week, I feel as though I do need a break. Longtime readers of this column will know that I spent over 36 years at Bell Labs before retiring in 1989; at that time, it was AT&T Bell Laboratories. A few years later, I found that I was now retired from a company by the name of Lucent Technologies, which took over Bell Labs as part of a spin-off from AT&T. Under Lucent, we retirees lost a long distance telephone discount plan, a death benefit equal to a year’s salary and our dental plan coverage. Last week, President Bush approved the merger of Lucent with the larger French company Alcatel. With the French in control, you can guess that I’m a bit concerned about my own future and that of what was once the premier R&D laboratory in the world.
Furthermore, in last week’s column, I ended with reference to my renewed interest in college football, spurred by the sterling performance of the Rutgers team and its 9-0 record. Then I tuned in on the game at Cincinnati Saturday night and was immediately concerned when I saw the Cincinnati team in their black uniforms. I recalled reading some years ago an article purporting to have data showing that teams in black uniforms have an inherent edge over teams wearing other colors. My concern was justified and Cincinnati trounced Rutgers 30-11.
Finally, yesterday saw my last golf of the year – a round with our Old Guard organization at our municipal par 3 course. Even with holes as short as about 60-80 yards, not one of our threesome managed to hit a green off the tee! In a rousing show of ineptness, I managed not a single par and carded a 41 on the par 27 venue. As I said, I welcome the holiday break.
Have a good Thanksgiving.
Allen F. Bortrum
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